THE BEARDED DUB CO.
FOLLICALLY FANTASTIC.
Let’s face it, we all love dubs. Regardless of whether you drive a priceless classic, a modern campervan or a rusted-up run-around; They all have a way of getting into our hearts and making any hint of common sense fly out of the sunroof. We all know it is not a true Volkswagen unless it is testing our patience and we only need to worry when the engine check light goes out! When this does happen, two things occur; 1, our bank mangers cry and 2, all funds are redirected to the local parts store. This is why you’ll find so many dubbers are also follically fantastic, because we simply cannot afford to shave! (it has nothing to do with the women .........honest!).
BALD AND BEARDY
Lee Ashbourne
Who am I? Wow, now there is a philosophical minefield as to be honest, I have no idea who I am most of the time; I seem to be different people based on who I am around at the time (maybe I should get that looked at?).
Anyway, my name is Lee, and I started The Bearded Dub Co in 2020 as a Facebook group for folically-fantastic people and those that love them! It started off as a bit of fun, a place where dubbers can hang out and share a bit of banter without having to worry too much about offending people (within reason).
I arrived late into the world of dubs, passing my test and the grand old age of 44. Even though I have only been driving for a few years, I am already on my third Beetle. This makes me sound so much more interesting than I really am, when in truth, the first one was a death trap that was returned after a month and the second one (the first DeadBug) was destroyed whilst parked outside of my house.
So, here we are, launching not only The Bearded Dub Co. website but also a range of merchandise. Designs are limited at the moment, so please, bear with us as we build up our catalogue, but over the coming months we will be adding more cheesy slogans, some super-cool graphics, our own range of 100% natural beard oils and waxes and much, much more.
We may only be online now, but hopefully, we will be seeing you at shows and festivals next year!
Our range of fun and funky merchandise is available through our Etsy store. Please, don’t worry, this does not mean you need to sell a testicle just to order a hoodie as we have kept prices to a bare minimum. Postage will be combined on multiple purchases, but if you would prefer to save a few quid by collecting your goodies, that’s no problem, just drop us an email first!
The Bearded Dub Co. is all about the lifestyle. It's about driving your DUB, having a great time, not taking life too seriously and making memories that will live on forever.
We all know how hard it is, having a beard, driving a dub and possessing a well established dad bod! If you're fed up of having to explain yourself to people, why not check out our "I Hate Being Sexy" range.
The Bearded Dub Co. is not just for the fellas! There are plenty of ladies out there that love nothing more than a chunky chap with curves, a beard and a dub!
Of course women love the B, I mean, who does not get a warm tingly feeling whilst running their fingers through a beard? Just make sure the rest of the package matches up!
Okay, it's a little tongue in cheek (ooer matron), but we all know how good a beard feels, regardless of what you put on it! Just make sure you wash and reshape afterwards!
No matter whether you drive a classic or a modern Transporter, the one thing they all have in common is their ability to eat up huge amounts of hard-earned money!
It takes years of hard work and dedication to produce a beard that makes men green with envy and women weak at the knee. You have every right to brag about your fuzzy face!
The Wolfsburg Edition is all about maintaining a level of exclusivity and elegance and the same can be said about The Bearded Dub Co. range of clothing; available now!
Beards are made for pleasure ..... everyone's pleasure! If this design tickles your fancy, make your way over to our Etsy store now where it's available as a Hoodie or a T-Shirt.
One for the Wolverhampton locals, combining the Citie's motto with the engine light we have all come to know and love as the unifying symbol for dub owners everywhere!
Any face can be improved with a beard, but it's not always easy to tell your loved one that you prefer a furry fizzog, so why not buy them the shirt and let them work it out for themselves.
It's not just the folically funky clothes we sell, but also a full range of accessories including bags, mugs, umbrella's, water bottles and a whole lot more to come.
